SNAKE #1


SNAKE #1, originally uploaded by uber trick.

Johnny: What’s that?

**points to bit of tyre on the ground in the nature reserve**

AMP: It’s a SNAKE!

**All crowd round and bend over, disbelieving**

Johnny: It’s not…

**All look closer**

AMP and Lee: OMG, it really is a snake!

AMP: It’s been chopped in half and it’s head is all bloody!

Johnny: Stand back, it may not be dead.

AMP and Lee: Sh’yeah right!

**All crowd round again**

Snake: **moves bloody head and stumpy body**

AMP, Lee and Johnny: ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!