Johnny: What’s that?
**points to bit of tyre on the ground in the nature reserve**
AMP: It’s a SNAKE!
**All crowd round and bend over, disbelieving**
Johnny: It’s not…
**All look closer**
AMP and Lee: OMG, it really is a snake!
AMP: It’s been chopped in half and it’s head is all bloody!
Johnny: Stand back, it may not be dead.
AMP and Lee: Sh’yeah right!
**All crowd round again**
Snake: **moves bloody head and stumpy body**
AMP, Lee and Johnny: ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!